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teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?
student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u -
4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u -
3 sweet wds : - i miss u -
2 gr8ful wds : - thank you -
1 importnt wd : - you

u r someone i don't want to lose... -
u r someone i won't forget... -
u r someone who is special to me... -
u - r - wat's - ur - name - i - forgot?

bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya; phool manga, bagicha diya;
hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya; paisa manga, to aapka number diya!

monsoon comes again and again winter comes again and again
but person like you never comes again and again because god never makes same mistake again n
again.

Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.