A Chinese in the Bar.

A Chinese walks into a Bar and Saw Steven Spielberg and asked for his Autograph.

Spielberg slapped him and Said You Chinese people Bombed our Pearl Harbour.

Chinese replied, it was the Japanese who bombed and Not Us Chinese.

Chinese, Japanese, Taiwaneese you’re All the Same replied Spielberg.

Now the Chinese gave a slap and said,

You Sank The Titanic in which my Forefathers were travelling.

Spielberg said it Was the Iceberg thatSank the ship Not Me.

The chinese said Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you’re All the Same.

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