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Amazing: If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning.

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Astronomer = Moon starer

The eyes = They see

Election Results = Lies lets recount

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.

Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.

2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.

Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do.
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Husband: Keep it in his Books. I know he will never touch them.

Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.

Daddy: Its ok my child.



But Next time You should invite me.

Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That,
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Who cares?

He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!


Take them & Run.. :-)

If Columbus had been a Married Man, He might have never discovered USA.

Because He would be asked:

Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?

Question: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.














Answer:

It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk...

World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...
She Smiled...
Baby Cried... :-)

Do yo know why There is Gaps between Fingers?

No?

Bcoz!
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Someone will come in your Life,
will Hold your hand & slowly say:

"Le Pakar! GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga!"