Same Meaning of the word
Amazing: If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning.
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election Results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.
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A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
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Money in Books.
Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do.
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Husband: Keep it in his Books. I know he will never touch them.
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An Invitiation
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
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Before you judge a person.
Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..
After That,
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Who cares?
He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)
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Columbus
If Columbus had been a Married Man, He might have never discovered USA.
Because He would be asked:
Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?
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Best Sleeping Position.
Question: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.
Answer:
It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk...
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World's Shortest Love Story.
World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...
She Smiled...
Baby Cried... :-)
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What is between Fingers
Do yo know why There is Gaps between Fingers?
No?
Bcoz!
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Someone will come in your Life,
will Hold your hand & slowly say:
"Le Pakar! GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga!"
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