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Amazing: If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning.

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Astronomer = Moon starer

The eyes = They see

Election Results = Lies lets recount

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.

Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.

2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.

Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don't know what to do.
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Husband: Keep it in his Books. I know he will never touch them.

Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.

Daddy: Its ok my child.



But Next time You should invite me.

Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That,
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Who cares?

He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!


Take them & Run.. :-)

If Columbus had been a Married Man, He might have never discovered USA.

Because He would be asked:

Where r u going?
With Whom?
To discover What?
When will you be back?

Question: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.














Answer:

It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk...

World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...
She Smiled...
Baby Cried... :-)

Do yo know why There is Gaps between Fingers?

No?

Bcoz!
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Someone will come in your Life,
will Hold your hand & slowly say:

"Le Pakar! GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga!"

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

Tumhari Aankhen Jheel Si Gehri Hain.

Ji Chahta Hai k In Main Doob Kay Marr Jaon....

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Radio Aur T.V par Abhi Abhi Suna Hai K Masjidon Se

Chappal Aur Lotay Chor Pakra Gaya Hai.

Tum Kidhar Ho?


Tujhe Meri Qasam Tasalli K Liye 1 Miscall De Do Jaldi Se.

O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaan
O Pathar Dil Insaan
O Khud Gharz Insaan
O Matlabi Insaan
O Bewafa Insaan

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Is SMS Main Maine Aapko Insaan Kaha Aapko Bura To Nahi Laga?

Ye Form Fill Karen:

Name: ___

F/Name: ___

Caste: ___

Blood Group: ___

Age: ___

Address: ___

Aur Pagal Khany Mai Jama karwa k Apny Ghar walo ko Aazadi ka Tohfa Do.

If U need ADVICE
MSG me

If U need a Friend
CALL ME

If U need Help
E-MAIL me

If U need Money
The number you have dialed is not responding at the moment. plz don't try again .

A Woman met a Man
Walking along the Streets
Wearing only one shoe.

She asked: "Just Lost A Shoe?"

He answered: "Nope, Just Found One"

A tourist saw a road sign that read "No through Way. Please Go Another Way."

He looked ahead and saw nothing wrong at all. He decided to go on, thinking the sign was a kind of joke.

After a while he saw a broken bridge and had to turn back. When he came to the sign on the road, he saw these words on its backside: "Welcome to Come Back. You Fool!"

Uske Honton ko dekha To meray Dil me Khayal aaya.


Woh Lafz kitnay Nashelay Hongay jo Inhay chho kar guzarty hongay.

Zara Sambhal k

Ziyada Bhari Cheezain mat uthana.

Waqt pe Khana.

Waqt pe Sona.

Apna Khayal Rakhna.

Q

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Nawan Maheena Chal Raha Hai Naa
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2009 ka.

Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in advance,
For the following 10 Years.

2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

Agar Coming 10 Years main aapko koi Pehle Wish karne ka dawa kary.

To Ek Rakh k chamat dena aur ye msg dikha dena. Ok?

Bohat Udaas Hai Har Shakhs Ter Jany Se.

Ho saky to Loat Aa Kisi Bahany Se.

Tu Laakh Khafa Sahi, Magar Ik Baar To Dekh.

Mohallahy Main Kitna KACHRA JAMA HAI TERE NA AANY SE.

Aapki Muhabbat, Aapki Wafa He Kaafi Hai.

Tamam Umar Ye Aasra He Kaafi Hai.

Aftaari Pe Bulao Humain Par Takleef Na Karna.

Mere Liye Sirf

Khajoor
Juice
Samosay
Pakkoray
Angoor
Apple
Amrood
Banana
Pizza
Drum Stick
Chicken Roll
Kabab
Sajji
Chargha
Biryani
Zarda
Qorma
Mutton
Tikka
Custard
Kheer
Raita
Salad
Aur
Coca Cola He Kaafi Hai.

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An Idea Can Change Your Life

But,

A Woman can change your IDEA..

So,


Always change


Women to change IDEAS


WHAT AN IDEA. ;-)

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha:

Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti...

Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti.

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:


Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?


Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!")

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female.

Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists, (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI
System Can't See It

DOS
Defective Operating System

BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW
World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

Is windows virus or worm?




No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

Why does a mirror appear to invert the left-right directions, but not up-down?















Answer:

Mirrors invert front to back, not left to right.

A boy went to the kitchen and saw his dad having difficulty holding the bar of soap.

"What's wrong, Dad?" the boy inquired.

"Oh, I think this soap must have some sort of acid in it, it is so slippery."

"No, Dad, the soap doesn't have an acid in it. Don't you remember your basic chemistry?"

How did the boy know this?






Answer:

First, soap usually does not have an acid in it: it has a base. There are properties of soap that can prove it has a base and not an acid. Soap is slippery as the father said, because bases are slick, while acids are not. Second, soap is bitter, not sour: bases are bitter, while acids are sour. Finally, soap turns red litmus paper blue, a tell-tale sign that you have a base.

When you are driving a car down the street at a hundred miles an hour, in reality you are moving much faster.

How?













Answer:

The earth is flying through space fairly fast, so you are moving at different speeds, greater than a hundred miles an hour.
The hundred miles an hour on the car may add to or subtract from your total speed. You are only moving 100 miles an hour in relation to the road. In space, your motion is much faster and much more complicated.

One day, a boy noticed a man selling balloons that he was blowing up by himself. Being a young child, he was excited and ran to get one. When he bought it, however, it wouldn't float up in the air. Why is that?













Answer:

It wouldn't fly simply because it was mouth blown. When it floats up, it's because of the type of gas inside it, which is helium. Helium is less dense than air, so it floats. Carbon dioxide, on the other hand, is not.

How many legs does this elephant have?

Do the straight horizontal gray lines look curvy to you? Hold up a piece of paper to prove that they are straight and parallel to each other.

Count the black dots.

Look at the red dot in the middle and move your head towards and away from the screen. See how the outer rings appear to rotate?

Hans is standing behind Gerrie and at the same time Gerrie is standing behind Hans.



How is this possible?











Answer:

Hans and Gerrie are standing with their backs towards each other!

Where can you find August before July?















Answer:

In Dictionery

You drive a bus from Rotterdam to Delft. At the first bus stop, 33 people get in. At the second bus stop, 7 more people get in, and 11 passengers step off. At the third bus stop, 5 passengers step off and 2 people get in. After one hour, the bus arrives in Delft.





The Question: What is the name of the driver?








Answer:

You are the driver...What is your name?

What can you put in a barrel which makes it lighter?


















Answer:

A Hole

Suppose, You are riding a horse. In front of you there is a fire engine. You are being followed by a helicopter. To your left a sports car is driving. And to your right there is a depth.




The Question:


How can you arrange that you will all stop simulaneously, without crashing and without mutual communication?







Answer:

You ask the man of the merry-go-round to stop it.

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and its Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta”ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

When I am in love I can't speak at all.
Some people scare me at all times.
I am in love with a boy and he is in love with me.
So let's make love tonight before the sun comes up today.
I hate when the sun comes up we have to do the same thing every day.
I would like for the sun to stay down a little longer today and forever.
I want to make love with the boy I love.
The boy who is in love with me he wants to make love with me.

Dancers dancing on the sapphire Floor,
Dance to the heavenly music of the winds. .
Torn and tossed ,they gather and get shattered.
When they turn grey in their high abode,
They pour and pour down below
Giving themselves back to Nature again.

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education.

A man was selling his product by shouting !
"Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein"

Logo ne paas jakar dekha to woh underwear baich rha tha

I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)

"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

" Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "

" Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
" Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
her, then marry her ."

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
" Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "

" Don't talk like that in front of my back "

""Dont stand in front of my back"

" Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying . No shock. "

" Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A. "


"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"

Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Pliss, close the fan!

He/she's my cousin brother/sister

He/she's my co-brother/sister

Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.

Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud

Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off

Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?

naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils


An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:
" Take an elephant of negligible weight"

heard in kitchen:
No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating


It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sul
phuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

A gardener scolding three kids : " Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree "
!!

"Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "

Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - " This is not 'parvadable' "
!!!


"Issac New Ton is great scientist. In India, apple falls on head and he go
back to invent Gravity. He is friend and follower of Mahatma Gandhi in fight
for freedom.There is a statue to him with long coat and long hair. He great

"A cow has 2 horns with sharp points and Bull between tham. It has 4 legs and
stands on its own feet". It ended with a touch of logic, "A cow gives milk
which we drink. Therefore, it is our mother."



"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"

"Run with the fence" (alongside)

"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)

"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

"Why aren't you kneel downing?"


Look at the climate man, it's too hot to play.
^^^^^^^
If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found
out that, that's not what he meant)
Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)

The principal just passed away.

Who took out the breeze of my cykill.

Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).

My cykill is understanding the tree.


Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"!

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.

I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go.



You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown.







What Am I?


Answer:

An Arrow

A Beggar’s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

How Could This Be…?

Answers :

My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I’m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say

What Am I…?

Answer :

A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?









Answer:

Snake

What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

If U Look At Me

I’ll Look At U

If U Grin At Me

I’ll Grin At U

I U’ll Dance

I’ll Also Dance

Bt If U Shout,



Sorry, I can’t. Who am I ?







Answer: Mirror

After a heavy Thanksgiving meal, the night watchman went to work. In the morning, he told his boss he had dreamed that a saboteur planted a bomb in the factory and that he felt it was a warning. The boss promptly fired him.





Why?





Answer:

The watchman had been sleeping on the job. Otherwise, he would not have been dreaming.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?











Answer:

The man had the hiccups and wanted a glass of water to help get rid of them. The bartender could hear the hiccups when the man spoke, so he brought the gun out to scare the hiccups away. It worked and the man thanked him and left, no longer needing the glass of water.

Two bars of iron lie on a table. They look identical, but one of them is magnetized [with a pole at each end], and the other is not. How can you discover which bar is magnetized if you are only allowed to shift them on the table, without raising them and without the help of any other object or instrument?










Answer:

Take either bar and push one end against the middle of the other bar, forming a T. If the magnetized bar is the top of the T, there is no pull on the other bar.

If we tie a light oxygen tank to a bird so that it can breathe on the moon, would the bird fly faster, slower, or the same speed as it does on earth?

(Remember that there is less gravity on the moon.)










Answer:

A bird cannot fly on the moon because there is no air to suspend it.

There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall.

A bear walks by one of the windows.

What colour is the bear?

Answer:

White

If all the walls face south, the house is at the north pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

You are travelling down a road to a village. You reach a fork in the road and find a pair of identical twin brothers standing there. One of the brothers always tells the truth and the other always lies.

If you are allowed to ask only one question to one of the brothers to find which is the correct road to the village, what is your question ?

Answer:

Point to one of the roads in the fork and ask the following question to one of the brothers.

"If I ask your brother if this is the correct road to the village will he say yes or no?"

If he answers is "no" then it is the correct way to the village.

Think about it -

If the brother you are speaking to is the one who always lies, then he will say "no" as he knows that his brother who speaks the truth would anwser "yes". If the brother you are speaking to is the one who speaks the truth, he will say "no" as he knows that his brother will lie about it being the correct road. Either way an answer "no" tells you it is actually the right road. Similarly if you are pointing to the wrong road you will get the answer "yes".

Every Thing I swallon iz Digested in Full
Bt
If I Drink Water I’ll Die Soon.




Guess Wht is It ?









Answer:

Fire

I + opp of W + starting of ICE +
twice of the letter befpor T +3/4th to x +
15th letter + 1/2 of O.













Answer:

I Miss U

1. When you take a long time, you’re slow; When your boss takes a long time, he or she’s thorough.
2. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy; When your boss doesn’t do it, he or she’s too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he or she’s only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
5. When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he or she is being firm.
6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he or she is being original.
7. When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he or she is being co-operative.
8. When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he or she is on business.
9. When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he or she must be very ill.
10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he or she is overworked.

Munna Bhi MCSE
Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
Love in mIRC
Tere Nick
ID Mil Gaya
Chat To Kero
Ek Programmer Thi
Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
Network Ke Us Paar
Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
Aao Chat Kare
C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge
Programmer No.1
Mera Naam Developer
Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
Tera Code Chal Gaya
Har Din Jo Mail Karega
Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
Client Ek Numbari, C ++Programmer Dus Numbari
Login Karo Sajana
Naukar PC Ka
1942 — A Bug Story
Kaho Na Virus Hai
Crash Se Crash Tak
Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
Shaheed Hacker Singh
Password De Ke Dekho
Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
Mr. Network Lal
Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani
Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha
Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi
Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!
2. Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all.
3. The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
4. i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again.
5. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
   Magnets have a positive side!
6. I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
7. Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well
8. I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”.
   Hey! Don’t get excited, I love other alphabets too…v, w, x, y, z !
9. Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
   My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
   she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
10. Can u pronounce gud english:read aloud woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
    Test results:u r gug dog.now stop barking.
11. Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. In left nothing is right, in right nothing is left
12. If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing,
    I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!…
13. I’d luv 2 take u 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear - “pay the bill “!

The contest for “Who wants to be a millionaire” was going on and the last question was:

“which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest?”
A- Robin
B- Sparrow
C- Cuckoo
D- Thrush

The contestant (Barbara) decides to phone a friend (Maggie).
(ringing)
Maggie (a blond): “Hello…”
Regis: “Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Millionaire.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara’s and she’ll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer — fire away Barbara.”
Barbara repeats the question.
Maggie: “Oh Gees, Barbara that’s simple…..It’s a Cuckoo.”
Barbara: “You think?”
Maggie: “I’m sure.”
Barbara: ” Thanks Maggie.” (hangs up)
Regis: “Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?”
Barbara: “I want to play, I’ll go with C-Cuckoo”
Regis: “Is that your final answer?”
Barbara: “It is.”
Regis: “Are you confident?”
Barbara: “Yes.”
Regis: “Barbara…..you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo …you’re right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Here is your check. You have been a great contestant. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.”
(clapping)
That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks:
“Tell me Maggie, How in God’s name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
Maggie: “Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.”