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Funny Text Messages
- Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!
- Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all.
- The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
- i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again.
- What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side! - I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
- Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well
- I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”.
Hey! Don’t get excited, I love other alphabets too…v, w, x, y, z ! - Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her. - Can u pronounce gud english:read aloud woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results:u r gug dog.now stop barking. - Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. In left nothing is right, in right nothing is left
- If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!… - I’d luv 2 take u 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear - “pay the bill “!
Posted at 5:44 PM | Category: English Joke |
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