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Serious Accident.
Man woke up in a
hospital after serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor,
I can’t Feel My Legs.!”
Doctor replied, “I know
you Can’t - I’ve Cut off
Your Arms.!”
A Chinese in the Bar.
A Chinese walks into a Bar and Saw Steven Spielberg and asked for his Autograph.
Spielberg slapped him and Said You Chinese people Bombed our Pearl Harbour.
Chinese replied, it was the Japanese who bombed and Not Us Chinese.
Chinese, Japanese, Taiwaneese you’re All the Same replied Spielberg.
Now the Chinese gave a slap and said,
You Sank The Titanic in which my Forefathers were travelling.
Spielberg said it Was the Iceberg thatSank the ship Not Me.
The chinese said Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you’re All the Same.
Garmi ka kya Faida hai.
Garmi ka ek Faida hai…
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socho kya.!
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kya soch rahe ho..???
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bus ek hi Faida hai..!
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sardi nahi laGti.
Requirement of Prism.
Judge mujrim se: Batao tumhari akhri khuwahish kya hai?
Mujrim: Aik mobile nokia N73.
5 karror rupey
Aap ki beti se shaadi
USA ka visa
2 Saal ka honeymoon
6-7 bachey jo aap ko nana nana kahein
Aur mujhe papa papa
Un ki shaadi karwa doon
Phir us ke baad aap ko jo faisla karein ge
Mujhe manzoor ho ga…
Teacher with Student.
teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?
student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...
5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u -
4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u -
3 sweet wds : - i miss u -
2 gr8ful wds : - thank you -
1 importnt wd : - you
u r someone i don't want to lose... -
u r someone i won't forget... -
u r someone who is special to me... -
u - r - wat's - ur - name - i - forgot?
bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya; phool manga, bagicha diya;
hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya; paisa manga, to aapka number diya!
monsoon comes again and again winter comes again and again
but person like you never comes again and again because god never makes same mistake again n
again.
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.
28 Days.
So many months have 31 days, others have 30 days.
How many months have 28?
Answer:
Every month has 28 in it.
To determine how the Earth is protected from solar winds.
Materials
bar magnet
2 sheets of notebook paper
iron filings, as found in magnetic disguise games
drinking straw
Procedure
• Cover the magnet with one sheet of paper.
• Fold the second sheet of paper and sprinkle iron filings in the fold.
• Hold the paper about 6 in. (15 cm) from the magnet.
• Blow through the straw.
• Direct the stream of air at the iron filings in the folded paper. A stream of iron filings are blown
toward the magnet.
Results
Particles of iron stick to the paper in the shape of the underlying magnet.
Why?
Around the magnet is a magnetic force field that attracts the iron filings. The Earth has a magnetic force
field surrounding it. The area affected by the magnetic field is called the magnetosphere. The
magnetosphere deflects and traps charged particles from the Sun, much as the magnet under the paper
attracted the iron filings. The charged particles come from the Sun as a result of solar flares and
sunspots. These moving particles are called solar winds and reach the Earth’s orbit at speeds up to 1 to 2
million miles/hr (1.6 to 3.2 million km/hr). Astronauts in space could be in danger from solar flare
particles because the high-energy particles damage living tissue. Without the Earth’s magnetosphere,
living organisms on the Earth would be in danger from the charged particles.
To produce a message written with shiny crystals.
Materials
table salt
measuring teaspoon (5 ml)
measuring cup (250 ml)
stove with an oven
art brush
1 sheet black construction paper
Warning: Adult supervision is needed for use of the oven.
Procedure•
Add 3 teaspoons (15 ml) of salt to ¼ cup (60 ml) water.
• Ask an adult helper to warm the oven to 150°F (66°C).
• Use an art brush to write a message on the black paper. Stir the salt solution with the brush before making each letter. It is important to do this in order to produce a clear message.
• Have the adult helper turn the oven off and place the paper in the oven on top of the wire racks.
• Allow the paper to heat for 5 minutes or until it dries.
Results
The message appears as white, shiny crystals on a black background.
Why?
The water evaporates, leaving dry salt crystals on the paper. Evaporation is the process by which a material changes from a liquid to a gas. Liquid molecules are in constant motion, moving at different speeds and in different directions. When the molecules reach the surface with enough speed, they break through and become gas molecules. Heating the paper speeds up the evaporation process.
To demonstrate the effect of acid on statues.
Materials
chalk
vinegar
glass
Procedure
• Fill a glass one-quarter full with vinegar.
• Add a piece of chalk to the glass.
Results
Bubbles start rising from the chalk. Small pieces start to break off, and finally the chalk totally breaks
apart.
Why?
Vinegar is an acid and acids slowly react chemically with the chalk. The piece of chalk is made of
limestone, a mineral that quickly changes into new substances when touched by an acid. One of the new
substances is the gas seen rising in the vinegar, which is carbon dioxide gas. Acids affect all minerals,
but the change is usually slow. The slow deterioration of statues and building fronts is due to the weak
acid rain that falls on the statue. If the stone is limestone or has limestone in it, the deterioration is more
rapid. Some stones are more resistant to the attack acid.
To write a message that magically appears.
Materials
soup bowl
cup (250 ml)
tincture of iodine
eyedropper
lemon
notebook paper
art brush
Procedure
• Pour ½ cup (125 ml) water into a soup bowl.
• Add 10 drops of tincture of iodine to the water and stir.
• Squeeze the juice of the lemon into the cup.
• Cut a section from the notebook paper. The paper must fit inside the bowl.
• Dip the art brush into the lemon juice and write a message on the piece of paper.
• Allow the juice to dry on the paper.
• Submerse the paper in the iodine solution in the bowl.
Results
The paper turns a blue-purple except where the message was written. The words are outlined by the dark background.
Why?
The starch in the paper combines with the iodine to form iodine-starch molecules. These molecules are blue-purple in color. Vitamin C combines with iodine to form a colorless molecule. The area covered
with lemon juice remains unchanged because the paper is coated with vitamin C from the lemon.
To demonstrate how air is used to lift submarines.
Materials
bowl, 2 quart (liter)
clear plastic drinking glass, 7 oz. (210 ml)
flexible drinking straw
Procedure
• Fill a bowl with water.
• Turn a glass on its side and push it beneath the surface of the water in the bowl. You want to fill the
glass with as much water as possible.
• Keep the mouth of the glass beneath the water as you turn the glass so that it sits upside down on the
bottom of the bowl.
• Raise the glass slightly with your hand and slip the end of a straw under the rim of the glass.
• Support the glass with your hand, but do not restrict its movement.
• Exhale through the straw.
Results
As you exhale through the straw, water moves out of the glass and the glass rises to the surface of the
water.
Why?
Filling the glass with water makes it heavy enough to sink and rest on the bottom of the bowl. Your
exhaled breath pushes water out of the glass. The weight of the gas in your breath is lighter than that of
water. The glass is more buoyant (tending to float) when filled with gas than when filled with water.
Submarines contain tanks that when filled with water cause the craft to sink. To surface, the water in the
tanks is replaced with air, making the ship more buoyant.
To show that a chemical reaction can produce heat.
Materials
cooking or outdoor thermometer
1 jar with lid (The thermometer must fit inside the closed jar.)
1 steel wool pad without soap
¼ cup (60 ml) vinegar
measuring cup (250 ml)
Procedure
• Place the thermometer inside the jar and close the lid. Record the temperature after 5 minutes.
• Soak one half of the steel wool pad in vinegar for 1 or 2 minutes.
• Squeeze out any excess liquid from the steel wool and wrap it around the bulb of the thermometer.
• Place the thermometer and the steel wool inside the jar. Close the lid.
• Record the temperature after 5 minutes.
Results
The temperature rises.
Why?
The vinegar removes any protective coating from the steel wool, allowing the iron in the steel to rust.
Rusting is a slow combination of iron with oxygen, and heat energy is always released. The heat
released by the rusting of the iron causes the liquid in the thermometer to expand and rise in the
thermometer tube.
Bartender and Two men.
There are these two twin old men that go into the same bar everyday. The bartender at the bar hates one of the twins, but the only way he could tell the difference between the one he hates and the one he likes is because the one that he hates drinks very slow, but the one that he likes drinks fast. So one day the bartender decides to kill the one that he hates. So when they came in that day he put the same amount of the drink in their cups, the same amount of ice, and the same amount of poison. When they are both done with their drinks the one that the bartender hates dies, but the one he likes lives.
How is this?
Answer:
The bartender put the poison in the ice. In the drink of the one who drank slow the ice melted, but since the other one drank fast, his ice never melted.
Wearing Hat game.
There were 4 people sitting in a row, trying to win $50 from a riddle.
The one in front was wearing a red hat.
The second from the front was wearing a blue hat.
The third from the front was wearing a red hat.
The last was wearing a blue hat and is blind-folded.
Each of them were informed that they are all wearing a hat, the last person is blind-folded and that there are 2 red and 2 blue hats. if they can guess the color of their hat, then they win the prize.
There was a long silence, then one of them guessed the color of his hat correctly.
Who was it?
(note that they can only see the person in front of them and are not allowed to turn around and see behind them.)
Answer:
It was the second person. The first and last person cannot see other people at all, therefore it is either the third or second. The second person realised that if he and the person in front were wearing the same colored hat, the third person would be able to answer the color of his hat right away. However, since there was a long silence, then the color of the his hat and the person in front must be different.
Nice grammer puzzle.
They are three errers in this puzzle.
what are they?
Answer:
1. errers (should be errors)
2. They (should be There)
3. there are only two errors
Nice grammer puzzle.
They are three errers in this puzzle.
what are they?
Answer:
1. errers (should be errors)
2. They (should be There)
3. there are only two errors
Missing Dollar.
Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent.
Where did the other dollar go?
Answer:
The facts in this riddle are clear: There is an initial $30 charge. It should have been $25, so $5 must be returned and accounted for. $3 is given to the 3 friends, $2 is kept by the bellhop - there you have the $5. The trick to this riddle is that the addition and subtraction are done at the wrong times to misdirect your thinking - and quite successfully for most. Each of the 3 friends did indeed pay $9, not $10, and as far as the friends are concerned, they paid $27 for the night. But we know that the clerk will tell us that they were charged only $25 and when you add the $3 returned with the $2 kept by the bellhop, you come up with $30.
It is yours but not you.
What is something that you own,
but other people use much more?
What am I ?
Answer:
Your name
Funny thing.
The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
Answer:
A Coffin.
Star with Trees.
You have 10 trees and you have to plant them in five rows but each row must contain 4 trees.
How is this possible?
Answer:
Plant them in the shape of Star.
One letter.
I am pronounced as one letter,
but written with three,
only two different letters are used to make me.
I'm double, i'm single, i'm black, i'm blue and gray.
Im read from both ends and the same either way.
Answer:
The word is EYE.
Fairies of Canada.
While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation.
What is the one statement he could have made?
Answer:
Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water." The fairies were faced with a dilemma. If they boil him in water, that would make his statement true, which means he should have been fried in oil. They can only fry him in oil if he makes a true statement, but if they do, it would make his final statement false. The fairies had no way our of their situation so they were forced to set Wild Man Dave free.
Help the man.
A man wanted to get into a members only club but because he couldn't become a member, the man hid and watched as the guard at the door of the club house said a number to each member as they approached, the member would respond with a number of their own, if the member responded with the correct number they were let in, if they responed incorrectly they were thrown out. One member come up to the guard, the guard said twelve and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard, the guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in,
what should the reject have said?
Answer:
He should have said three, the number of letters in the number the guard said.
Read it carefully.
It's Prttey fnuny how we can raed tihs einrte snetnece wtih all tehse ltters all out of palce, and we can cnotniue to keep raednig and sitll mekas snece of waht we are raeding. No mttar how mnay tmies you raed tihs oevr and oevr you can sitll mkae snece of it.
How is taht pssoible?
Answer:
As long as the first and last letter of the word is in its correct position, you can position the middle letters in any order and still make sence of it. Our eyes just glance at he first and last letters of a word.
An Army Surgeon.
An army surgeon needs to operate on 3 different soldiers who got hit during reconnaissance. The problem is that the supply truck hasn't restocked the field hospital and surgical gloves are just about gone.
She cannot come in contact with the blood of any soldier, and there is to be no blood contact between soldiers.
How can the surgeon operate on three different people when she has only 2 pairs of gloves?
Answer:
- Put both pairs of gloves on at the same time.
- Operate on Soldier1.
- Remove the outer pair of gloves so that they come off inside out and place them on a sterile tray.
- Operate on soldier2.
- Put the gloves from the tray back on over the existing gloves with the soiled sides of each pair touching on the inside.
- Operate on soldier3.
- Remove both pairs of gloves at the same time and dispose of them appropriately.
Night Bridge.
Four men approach a bridge at night. The bridge is old and rickety and can support, at most, two men going across at one time. They have only one flashlight to share between them. Each man has differing abilities and some take more time to cross than the others. The times it takes for each man to cross are: 1 minute, 2 minutes, 5 minutes, and 10 minutes. When crossing in pairs, they can only cross as fast as the slowest man can go.
How can all four men cross in only 17 minutes total?
Answer:
Man 1 and Man 2 cross together with the flashlight (takes 2 minutes).
Man 1 returns to the original side (takes 1 minute).
Man 3 and Man 4 cross together with the flashlight (takes 10 minutes).
Man 2 returns to the original side (takes 2 minutes).
Man 1 and Man 2 cross together with the flashlight (takes 2 minutes).
Adding all the times together (2+1+10+2+2) provides a total time of 17 minutes.
Behind The Door.
You are to be placed in a room with two doors. Behind one door is a ferocious tiger, behind the other is your escape. 30 feet above each door is a window where a man is sitting. One man always tells the truth, the other is an incessant liar. You may ask only one question.
To ensure your safe passage, what should your question be?
Answer:
"If I were to ask the other man where the tiger is, what would he say?"
If you asked the honest man, he would truthfully tell you what the liar would say. If you asked the liar, he would lie about the honest man's response.
No matter which man you ask, choose the other door.
A Man, Tiger, Goat And A Cabbage.
A man is traveling with a tiger, a goat, and a cabbage. I have no idea why he would be traveling with such a strange assortment, but there he is anyway. At one point in his journey he comes to a river which is too deep to wade across, and too wide to swim across so he is in a quandary on how to continue. He notices a small boat tied to the near shore, but the boat is too small to fit all his belongings into, but it is large enough so that he can safely row across with one belonging at a time.
The problem is that if he rows across with the tiger first, then the goat will eat the cabbage, and if he rows across with the cabbage first, the tiger will eat the goat.
How can he safely cross the river with all his things intact?
Answer:
The tiger eats the goat and the goat eats the cabbage, so we cannot start with the top of the food chain or the bottom of the food chain. The only other option for starting is to take the goat first.
Take the goat to the far side of the river and come back with an empty boat.
- Take the tiger to the far side of the river and come back with the goat.
- Take the cabbage to the far side of the river and come back with an empty boat.
- Take the goat to the far side of the river.
Number 18.
Think of a number.
- Add 7 to it.
- Subtract 2.
- Subtract your original number.
- Multiply by 4.
- Subtract 2.
Answer:
This problem gives the illusion of guessing an unknown number, but the unknown has been cancelled mathematically.
Chicken & Eggs.
A chicken farmer has figured out that a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half. How many hens does the farmer need to produce one dozen eggs in six days?
Answer:
This is a classic problem that many people get wrong because they reason that half of a hen cannot lay an egg, and a hen cannot lay half an egg. However, we can get a satisfactory solution by treating this as a purely mathematical problem where the numbers represent averages.
To solve the problem, we first need to find the rate at which the hens lay eggs. The problem can be represented by the following equation, where RATE is the number of eggs produced per hen·day:
1-1/2 hens × 1-1/2 days × RATE = 1-1/2 eggs
3/2 hens × 3/2 days × RATE = 3/2 eggs
Multiplying both sides of the equation by 2/3, we get:
1 hen × 3/2 days × RATE = 1 egg
Multiplying both sides of the equation again by 2/3 and solving for RATE, we get:
RATE = 2/3 eggs per hen·day
Now that we know the rate at which hens lay eggs, we can calculate how many hens (H) can produce 12 eggs in six days using the following equation:
H hens × 6 days × 2/3 eggs per hen·day = 12 eggs
Solving for H, we get:
H = 12 eggs /(6 days × 2/3 eggs per hen·day) = 12/4 = 3 hens
Therefore, the farmer needs 3 hens to produce 12 eggs in 6 days.
What is the color of Bear?
A bear walks south for one kilometer, then it walks west for one kilometer, then it walks north for one kilometer and ends up at the same point from which it started. What color was the bear?
What is the color of Bear?
A bear walks south for one kilometer, then it walks west for one kilometer, then it walks north for one kilometer and ends up at the same point from which it started. What color was the bear?
Answer:
The bear was white because it was a polar bear. The only place on earth where a bear can go south, west and north equal distances and end up where it started is the North Pole.
Actually, the bear could go west two or five kilometers instead of one and it would not make any difference -- the bear would be making a circle around the North Pole. East and West you travel along parallels which are circles equidistant from the poles. North and South you travel along meridians which are circles that cross both the north and the south poles.
A White Guy Marriage.
This white guy marries a Japanese mail-order bride. She doesn't speak any English. During sex she always starts screaming "YOSHI DOSHI, YOSHI DOSHI!!!" and her husband interprets this as meaning "Very Good!".
A few months later, the husband goes out golfing with some Japanese business associates. The one fellow gets a hole in one and the husband figures he'll impress the guy so he claps his hands and yells "YOSHI DOSHI!!!"
The Japanese guy gets really pissed off and yells back "What do you mean, wrong hole?"
American, Italian & A Pollock.
An American, Italian, and a Polock go hunting.
American goes out, when he comes back he got a nice buck. "How'd you do that?" the other two asked. "He said "I followed the tracks and got this buck"
Italian goes out comes back with an identical buck and when confronted by the Polock he has the same answer as the American.
The Polock goes out, it gets late the other two start worrying, and he finally comes back all battered and bloody all broken bones.
The two ask, "What the hell happened?" He answers "I followed the tracks and got hit by a train."
What is this?
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
Dog or Earthworm.
Teacher: Johny, what animal do you like most?
Johny: Dogs, of course.
Teacher: Well, please draw us a dog on the blackboard.
Johny: Well..., um... Now I think I like earthworms more.High Blood Pressure.
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."
"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"
He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"Warning to Mobile Phone Users.
WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress!
Teacher with Student.
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It's a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She's a woman.
Doctor & Patient.
Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me, I Keep Losing My Temper With People
Doctor: Tell me About Your Problem.
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard...
Heart Attack
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
Who Wanna Be Millionaire?
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
Anniversary
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Father In Law.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Romance In The Evening.
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO