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Hans is standing behind Gerrie and at the same time Gerrie is standing behind Hans.



How is this possible?











Answer:

Hans and Gerrie are standing with their backs towards each other!

Where can you find August before July?















Answer:

In Dictionery

You drive a bus from Rotterdam to Delft. At the first bus stop, 33 people get in. At the second bus stop, 7 more people get in, and 11 passengers step off. At the third bus stop, 5 passengers step off and 2 people get in. After one hour, the bus arrives in Delft.





The Question: What is the name of the driver?








Answer:

You are the driver...What is your name?

What can you put in a barrel which makes it lighter?


















Answer:

A Hole

Suppose, You are riding a horse. In front of you there is a fire engine. You are being followed by a helicopter. To your left a sports car is driving. And to your right there is a depth.




The Question:


How can you arrange that you will all stop simulaneously, without crashing and without mutual communication?







Answer:

You ask the man of the merry-go-round to stop it.

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and its Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta”ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

When I am in love I can't speak at all.
Some people scare me at all times.
I am in love with a boy and he is in love with me.
So let's make love tonight before the sun comes up today.
I hate when the sun comes up we have to do the same thing every day.
I would like for the sun to stay down a little longer today and forever.
I want to make love with the boy I love.
The boy who is in love with me he wants to make love with me.

Dancers dancing on the sapphire Floor,
Dance to the heavenly music of the winds. .
Torn and tossed ,they gather and get shattered.
When they turn grey in their high abode,
They pour and pour down below
Giving themselves back to Nature again.

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education.

A man was selling his product by shouting !
"Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein"

Logo ne paas jakar dekha to woh underwear baich rha tha

I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)

"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

" Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "

" Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
" Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
her, then marry her ."

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
" Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "

" Don't talk like that in front of my back "

""Dont stand in front of my back"

" Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying . No shock. "

" Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A. "


"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"

Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Pliss, close the fan!

He/she's my cousin brother/sister

He/she's my co-brother/sister

Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.

Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud

Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off

Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?

naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils


An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:
" Take an elephant of negligible weight"

heard in kitchen:
No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating


It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sul
phuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

A gardener scolding three kids : " Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree "
!!

"Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "

Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - " This is not 'parvadable' "
!!!


"Issac New Ton is great scientist. In India, apple falls on head and he go
back to invent Gravity. He is friend and follower of Mahatma Gandhi in fight
for freedom.There is a statue to him with long coat and long hair. He great

"A cow has 2 horns with sharp points and Bull between tham. It has 4 legs and
stands on its own feet". It ended with a touch of logic, "A cow gives milk
which we drink. Therefore, it is our mother."



"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"

"Run with the fence" (alongside)

"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)

"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

"Why aren't you kneel downing?"


Look at the climate man, it's too hot to play.
^^^^^^^
If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found
out that, that's not what he meant)
Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)

The principal just passed away.

Who took out the breeze of my cykill.

Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).

My cykill is understanding the tree.


Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"!

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.

I Have Many Feathers To Help Me Fly. I Have A Body And Head, But I’m Not Alive. It Is Your Strength Which Determines How Far I Go.



You Can Hold Me In Your Hand, But I’m Never Thrown.







What Am I?


Answer:

An Arrow

A Beggar’s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

How Could This Be…?

Answers :

My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I’m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say

What Am I…?

Answer :

A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?









Answer:

Snake

What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

If U Look At Me

I’ll Look At U

If U Grin At Me

I’ll Grin At U

I U’ll Dance

I’ll Also Dance

Bt If U Shout,



Sorry, I can’t. Who am I ?







Answer: Mirror