Me & My Boss
- When you take a long time, you’re slow; When your boss takes a long time, he or she’s thorough.
- When you don’t do it, you’re lazy; When your boss doesn’t do it, he or she’s too busy.
- When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he or she’s only human.
- When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
- When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he or she is being firm.
- When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he or she is being original.
- When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he or she is being co-operative.
- When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he or she is on business.
- When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he or she must be very ill.
- When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he or she is overworked.
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